Heh, new medic eh? Funny. Haven’t heard a single thing about that…Aw well. Yeh, I guess I could.

….

Hold up, going to the human world for about 4 years.

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Batman: Arkham City DLC details leaked

New trophies have been uncovered that suggest upcoming Batman: Arkham City DLC featuring Harley Quinn and Robin.

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So my sources tell me Mai’s made some new little friend ‘er something? Now this I gotta see.

U-um…Y-yeah, t-t-that would be me. We’ve talked a few times, a-and she’s really nice…Y-you don’t mind that, do…

U-uh… [He makes a little choked noise] I-i-it’s not a date! S-she was talking about heart banks, a-and since I was able to, I a-asked her if she wanted t-to see one…A-and she said yes. T-that’s all.

T-then how did you find out?

[He chuckles darkly, throwing the boy one of his infamous shit-eating grins]..Funny, That sounds a loooot like a date to me, kid.

Oh, I heard something about it from Tetsu. And then beat the rest of it outta Airion of course.

I-it’s not, I swear. I didn’t mean anything by it…I’m n-not trying to do anything. H-honestly. We’re j-just friends and that’s all.

B-but…Airion, no…

So let’s see..You ‘n Mai..alone…together…In a heartbank…But it’s tooottally not a date. Right.

Oh don’t even. The kid’s used to it and it ain’t like I ripped his arm off or some shit.

I-it’s not like that! T-there’s going to b-b-be supervision there, and…It’s n-not like that!

…I-I should go. It w-was nice m-meeting you, Sir. G-goodbye. [He turns, hauling ass out of there as fast as his skinny legs can carry him.]

[Laughing, he watches as the boy scurries off] Yeah you better run away, y’little toothpick..

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So my sources tell me Mai’s made some new little friend ‘er something? Now this I gotta see.

U-um…Y-yeah, t-t-that would be me. We’ve talked a few times, a-and she’s really nice…Y-you don’t mind that, do…

U-uh… [He makes a little choked noise] I-i-it’s not a date! S-she was talking about heart banks, a-and since I was able to, I a-asked her if she wanted t-to see one…A-and she said yes. T-that’s all.

T-then how did you find out?

[He chuckles darkly, throwing the boy one of his infamous shit-eating grins]..Funny, That sounds a loooot like a date to me, kid.

Oh, I heard something about it from Tetsu. And then beat the rest of it outta Airion of course.

I-it’s not, I swear. I didn’t mean anything by it…I’m n-not trying to do anything. H-honestly. We’re j-just friends and that’s all.

B-but…Airion, no…

So let’s see..You ‘n Mai..alone…together…In a heartbank…But it’s tooottally not a date. Right.

Oh don’t even. The kid’s used to it and it ain’t like I ripped his arm off or some shit.

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So my sources tell me Mai’s made some new little friend ‘er something? Now this I gotta see.

U-um…Y-yeah, t-t-that would be me. We’ve talked a few times, a-and she’s really nice…Y-you don’t mind that, do…

U-uh… [He makes a little choked noise] I-i-it’s not a date! S-she was talking about heart banks, a-and since I was able to, I a-asked her if she wanted t-to see one…A-and she said yes. T-that’s all.

T-then how did you find out?

[He chuckles darkly, throwing the boy one of his infamous shit-eating grins]..Funny, That sounds a loooot like a date to me, kid.

Oh, I heard something about it from Tetsu. And then beat the rest of it outta Airion of course.

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So my sources tell me Mai’s made some new little friend ‘er something? Now this I gotta see.

U-um…Y-yeah, t-t-that would be me. We’ve talked a few times, a-and she’s really nice…Y-you don’t mind that, do you?

…’Re you shittin’ me? YOU’RE the kid who’s been creeping on my little sister?

[The blood drains from his face as his eyes widen] W-what?! N-n-no! I haven’t been c-creeping on her, Sir! S-she’s my friend!

D-did she say that I was creeping her out? B-because if she did, I won’t b-bother her…

Feh, [He mimics the boys tone] “I haven’t been c-creeping on her, sir” my ass. I also heard you asked her on a lame date of some sort, yeah?

D’you really think she’d tell me that sort of thing, kid? She kept all this crap a secret from me in the first place.

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So my sources tell me Mai’s made some new little friend ‘er something? Now this I gotta see.

U-um…Y-yeah, t-t-that would be me. We’ve talked a few times, a-and she’s really nice…Y-you don’t mind that, do you?

…’Re you shittin’ me? YOU’RE the kid who’s been creeping on my little sister?

So my sources tell me Mai’s made some new little friend ‘er something? Now this I gotta see.

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I need pants like this.

Cute. So you’re the kind that likes to advertise, hm? I can respect that~

I just figure it’d be a nice touch, y’know? Letting the ladies know what they’re getting themselves into.~